Month: January 2004

So Ridenowhere & Blingforjesus are heading out to bloodykitty big bash. Anyone else?

(ghods – that sounds like lame spy code from a 70’s movie. ouch)

PREFACE:
*russ and ray are watching jhayne play freecell while she’s stuck on the phone”

russ: looks like a not bad game to while away minutes with, perhaps we should learn

ray: yeah, i suppose, but i would never want to be able to play it like her

*jhayne mechanically wins her 86th game in a row without any hesitations whatsoever*

Today I beat 100 wins while waiting for food to cook. Now I will erase it and start anew.

-I’m totally jealous that this guy got a letter back from H.R. PuffNstuff

-Five bad signs about the band onstage

-Five things Ozzy Osbourne would like you to do for him tonight

from www.5ives.com (thanks go to blingforjesus for continueing to seek out unnuterably amusing web content)

Five great reasons to buy a Hummer™

1 You’ve been wanting to buy much wider groceries (but have been stymied by the timid width of your Escalade)

2 You and your make-believe wife were thinking of having 11 or 12 imaginary kids

3 You’re sick of always being the environment’s goddamned bitch

4 You could totally put a keg back there and just drive around and shit

5 They were all out of penises

i feel safest of all i can lock all my doors it’s the only way to live/ love will tear us apart again/ i ran so far away/ the image breaks down will you visit me please if I open my door/ i feel i’m on a cross again, lately/ you shouldn’t have to sell your soul in black and white/ when you’ve laid your hands upon me and told me who you are i thought i was mistaken/ they really really ought to know those one track minds/ seems to go nowhere and I’ve lost my light/ and i still find it so hard to say what i need to say/ how can i explain when there are few words i can choose/ daylight licked me into shape i must have been asleep for days/ i thought i told you to leave me while i walked down to the beach/ it’s no problem of mine
But it’s a problem i find/ stop me if you’ve heard this one before last night i dreamed somebody loved me

Alrighty- that’s it. I give up. I cannot think of one more 80’s song lyric tidbit to continue this post cohesively. Sorry. It was a good run, but it’s just too late..

someone found out about my boxes and told me about a fellow named Joseph Cornaell. He’s apprarently been dead a awhile now, but does anyone know if there’s an official website with his full catalogue posted??

alrighty – I’m commenting back and forth with you lovely people. Hotmail is sporadically attempting to say it doesn’t exists. So do you have messenger??

Mishka pops on-line this evening and starts me ranting about my relationship. Course, this is totally unhealthy at the moment because for CRYING OUT LOUD!
Today is not the day for this. I’m almost at the point of saying enough already.
Seriously, Dear Life – I doubt my life enough. Thanks, Jhayne.

the morals of the AIDS generation: a poll

WARREN ELLIS
bad signal

Final Thought Of The Night:

If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain —
do you also believe that television shows are made inside
your television set?

———- W

In my wanderings, I noticed the wonderful girl we met at the Meet-up, the lovely Alice, has friended me. Course, I went right away to say hello. Bad bit – now I really really REALLY want a Danish. Mmmmmmmmm..