I like tweaking these just a tiny bit

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Porphyre’s Syndrome
Cause: not enough information
Symptoms: purple hair, dilation of pupils, bruising, sudden metallic spots
Cure: expensive biofeedback devices
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Today I’m dreaming of going outside again. I think it’s going to happen, my set-up allows for wet now. The proper codecs were downloaded, the fitting clothes found to scrape the water from my sky-lit waterfall. Drenching waves of downpour have been occluded by practical planning and chipper music. Got to take my victories where I find them. If I make it to the city, that will be one less massacre. I put a gold sticker at the base of my throat to ward off bad luck. A reminder. Honey should not be given to infants under 14 months. I think it might clash with my lace gloves, but I can’t find a reason to care. I’m getting indolent, here in a rainy little town. The transit doesn’t want to co-operate. Terrible little PDFs that don’t like loading matched with useless information pages showing ERROR 404. One more day stuck in this white-washed box, I get on a plane and go back.

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