also for the faint of heart


Reminder:

Tomorrow, Thursday March 14th

Gala Premiere Screaming of “Fido
the Billy Connolly zombie film

6:30 pm at the Paramount Theatre (Burrard and Smithe) –

Zombies get in free!

Remember not to wear a costume that oozes or might stain the seats. The staff aren’t paid enough to put up with that much enthusiasm. I’m planning on arriving early, around six, bitch-slapped by Satan. What are other people’s plans?

Also, it is Pi Day today, anyone interested in a sweet late night snack? My mother fed me a deep friend mars bar earlier, curiosity getting the better of her, but despite my resulting heart rate, I do not believe it counts.

zombies get a step up

Calling classy zombies of all persuasions for a …

?! Gala Premiere Screaming of “Fido” !
A heartworming film about a boy and his pet zombie…

Thursday, March 15th; show up at 6:30pm SHARP!
Paramount Theatre (Burrard and Smithe) – sophistication neon style!
Zombies get in free!

Hot zombie starlets, suave zombie fellas, and undead big-shots of all kinds are invited to this gala affair.

If you’re more inclined to be on the other side of the lens, then bring along a camera and a nosey-parker attitude – zombie paparazzi are invited as well, just to make things fair.

Lurch, bike, car pool or cab your way to the red carpet for the premiere Vancouver screaming of Fido, a homegrown Pleasantville-meets-The Power of Nightmares-with-zombies film (more info here: http://fidothemovie.com/ )

If you’re coming from work, think day-to-night Barbie, but with more rotting. If you’ve been sitting in front of a computer all day then chances are you’re already half-way there!

If you’re unemployed then you should have no problems disguising yourself as an actor…adding zombie to the equation isn’t really that much more of a stretch.

Try to keep your oozing to a minimum as the poor ushers at the Paramount don’t get paid nearly enough to clean zombie goo from the seat upholstery.