Oooh, lookie!

Tony apparently commissioned Eliza to create portraits of us as part of The Very Commercial SWEATSHOP. I adore what she’s done, Tony’s a delicious aristocrat and I’m a hot Armenian. Sweet!

A Very Commercial Sweatshop: Tony & Jhayne

EDIT: I’ve gone and bought delicious frames for these, and the one of Tony is going to live with me in Vancouver and the one of me is going to live in Seattle with him! And we have wings! Wings!!! So freaking awesome!

Please join us for any of these fine events!

I’m not going to Seattle this weekend, surprise, because, gloriously, it is time to VIFF!

The Vancouver International Film Festival kicked off yesterday, (Oct 1 – Oct 16), and I though I considered leaving town, it’s the most fun you can have in Vancouver whilst only sitting on your ass. I’d be a fool to miss out. This is the schedule Tony and I cobbled together for our weekend glued to chairs and the silver screen, mowing down endless tubs of candy and greasy popcorn, only occasionally blinking in the hateful light of this-thing-you-call-the-outside as we quest for more substantial food than the traditional yet truly terrible movie theater hot-dogs.

More to come later in the week, as this thing runs until the 16th and I’ll be damned if I only go for three days.

Friday, October 2

9:15pm – The Great Contemporary Art Bubble
Empire Granville 7 Th 1

Saturday, October 3

11:30 pm – Delicious breakfast
Havana’s on Commercial Dr.

1:30 pm – Soundtrack for a Revolution
Empire Granville 7 Th 2

4:15pm – Castaway on the Moon
Visa Screening Room, @ Empire Granville Th7

6:00-ish – Birthday dinner with Mishka
place as yet to be determined

?? – Delicious meat & wine & cheese
Blood Alley’s SALT.

9:00 pm – Forbidden Door
Empire Granville 7 Th 3

Sunday, October 4

10:30am – Will Not Stop There
Visa Screening Room @ Empire Granville Th7

1:00pm – The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Empire Granville Th7 (tickets are RUSH aka At The Door Only. We’ll have to line up eaarly)

4:00pm – Air Doll
Visa Screening Room @ Empire Granville Th7

6:20pm – The Girl
Empire Granville 7 Th 4

9:15pm – Face
Visa Screening Room @ Empire Granville Th7

Good evening, my little weasels of the twitternet.

Eliza’s hosting her latest SWEATSHOP.

This episode is brought to you by Rent, the concept (not the musical), and will be run entirely on the fuel of instant commissions. Here’s how it works:

Step 1: Decide what you want me to draw. It can’t be more complex than can fit on a 4 x 6″ card, because that’s what you’re getting.

Step 2: Decide if you want it penciled ($5), inked ($10), or colored ($15).

Step 3: PayPal me the appropriate amount of money at eliza.gauger SMOOP gmail.com, along with your request.

Step 4: Watch closely as I draw everything your wittle heart desires!

How could something so affecting last only thirty seconds?

I had a heart-breaking moment at Bumbershoot on Saturday night, an inspiring caught breath experience, the circumstances improbable. Tony and I were crammed impossibly tight into the tiny, toy rollercoaster by the foot of the Space Needle, grinning, teeth bared in freshly minted joy, blazing against the darkness in the glare of the amusement ride lights, when there, at the very top of the first hill, poised like a hammer between one vital minute and the next, was the perfect moon, uncannily full, reflected like liquid heat in the metal of the EMP, trapped innocently so precisely, so exquisitely in my line of sight we seemed even with it, as if lifted into the sky, as if we, in turn, were about to learn to fly. My heart stopped beating then as I became a porcelain doll, created only for this moment, to stare forever into the face of this exact place and time. In that stillness, every detail was preserved, the shaking click of the tracks, the hollow echo inside my eyes. Then I broke it with an even, awed tone, the voice of a calm, holy child, look at the moon, exactly in time. As the last syllable left my mouth, a whole thing, finished, palpable, the fiercely rattling car suddenly swept violently down to the right, wrenching us screaming down, roughly down, and away from that trapped moment as gentle as a butterfly landing in the palm of an upturned hand.

Edit addendum: A local Grade 11 English honours class has been given an assignment to write a “snapshot” or a short moment in time piece where they describe one moment that had an impact on them, and this piece of writing has been chosen to be presented to them as an excellent example of what the teacher wants them to do and how so much emotion can be expressed in a very short space. I’m thrilled. I don’t believe my writing has been presented to teenagers before, only adults and very small children.

The Universe Is On Fire (could have sworn I’d posted this already)

via the ever delightful Ben Peek, who delightfully came up in conversation recently as “the person farthest away from here to say Hello To That Mike for me”:

“This celestial object looks like a delicate butterfly, but it’s far from serene: what resemble the dainty butterfly wings are actually roiling cauldrons of gas heated to more than 36,000 degrees Fahrenheit.

The gas is tearing across space at more than 600,000 miles an hour — fast enough to travel from Earth to the moon in 24 minutes.”

Link.

for when the king dies

Blood Lamp, 2009, a single-use light that draws its energy from a drop of blood, by UK artist Mike Thompson, creator of the wifi dowsing rod.

For the lamp to work one breaks the top off, dissolves the tablet, and uses their own blood to power a simple light. By creating a lamp that can only be used once, the user must consider when light is needed the most, forcing them to rethink how wasteful they are with energy, and how precious it is.