against odds, it continues to gain pertinance as time continues

what barry says

My speakers finally gave up the ghost around 6 this morning. I’ve been making do with the public joke that is the radio, which is far worse than I remember, but I’m not sure how long I’m going to last. I’m sincerely not accustomed to advertising. The surface of my brain is already beginning to feel scraped raw.

In the interest of preventing an international incident, does anyone have computer speakers they wouldn’t mind being rid of?

edit: the radio has just spewed out a hip-hop cover/sample/abomination of Supertramp. These are not the actual words, (click at your own peril), but an approximation of the effect they carry: “Take a look at my girlfriend, she’s the only one I’ve got, dah dah dah MY BITCHES SHE GOT MAH BLING”