Month: December 2003

So Goth I’m Painted Black

http://www.yankeepotroast.org/daily/030805.html

Warren Ellis

http://www.artbomb.net/brainpowered.jsp

And the best one of all found today :

Gothis Teens of the World MSN Group

http://groups.msn.com/GOTHICTEENSOFTHEWORLD/gothicis.msnw

This group is exactly why the ‘gothic’ thing is mocked. My ghods! These people can’t even spell!!

You know what, cutting yourself is not about being friggin cool.its not a statement. I should know, i cutt too. but listen ok, c…

It’s utterly dreadful and really damned funny.

an excerpt of thier contents list.
The Therapy Room – Help and advice for those of you with problems
Gothic Is…? – You tell the group what you believe gothic is
Make up Tips – Share tips on make up
Your Style – Tell the group about your style

Let’s go mock thier pain, shall we?

I want more than anything else right now to be dancing on a rooftop overlooking the ocean in a country I’ve never been to. Somewhere warm, so that I can wear a thin summer dress.

I want to be in front of a window, framed by bright sunshine, knowing that someone has seen me and is thinking I am the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen.

I want to be with my feet in white sand, hands up graceful, twirling along the water barefoot.

I want to be out there. Alive.

I want poetry readings and someone playing Mohler for me on the cello. I want chocolate on my tongue in Spain. I want to be able to climb the fence at StoneHenge and wander blissfully under the stars. I want to strip myself on that bloody altar and scream. I want to see the jungle from the window of my temporary room, with its four poster bed hung with dripping red and a mini iron balcony. I wants to pose nude for a painter, cubist, in paris. Then again, for an impressionist, holding grapes. Which I will then, one by one eat, while walking away in a black classic dress. Later, I want to be swimming in a river where soldiers died for politicians sins and be washed clean. I want to be…

I want….

….need…

Sorry. This is futility. Excuse me.

Tuesday was my two + half year anniversary with Bill. I got him a Kermit the Frog what has a little tele camera. Silly thing is too tall for the frog, but he was happpy. In fact, Kermit is now staring at me from on top the monitor, holding his hand out to stop me from typing more to the left. *grinning* Perhaps he’s upset over the amoutn of television I’ve been watching, that hasn’t been the Muppet Show. Ray, in his glorious wisdom, brought over two tapes of Max Headroom. We watch at least two episodes a day now.

In other news, my friends have been cross-pollinating, which I find delightful, and we delicious female succubi have dragged my friend Chris into the world of Live Journal. Everyone please say hello to blingforjesus.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. Lying
2. Mistrust
3. Fear

THREE THINGS I DON’T UNDERSTAND
1. Lying
2. Abject stupidity
3. Not liking eggnog

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. Kick-ass swooshy long pleated skirt
2. tiny business shirt thing (thankee tara)
3. pendant of a girl getting eaten by the moon. (yes, she’s enjoying herself)

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. bills cat, o’in
2. a mess
3. glitter

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. get the hell over the damned ocean
2. well, travel more
3. be the mother in white oleander

THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
1. cynical
2. uninteresting
3. …

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
1. cynical
2. uninteresting
3. …

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
erm – europe

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. It fits me well
2. if I had a corset, I wouldn’t look like an idiot in it
3. …

THREE THINGS I DON’T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. total lack of eyesight
2. being so pathetically out of shape
3. it’s all hurty from the accident

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. I sometimes paint my toenails?
2. um…
3. okay – I give up. What don’t you know about me??

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. *insert balck humour here*
2. I want/need/give me ice-cream
3. um….

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1. Europe
2. Meditteranean
3. more europe

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1. jhayne
2. foxtongue
3. today someone came up to me and asked if I was Porphyre

THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD
1. jhayne
2. porphyre
3. foxtongue

well – that’s it. I missed the “line-hour” minimum average for the week by ONE dollar, and have now been fired.

any employment oppurtunties would be greatly appreciated.

Still not much to say. I was late for work and did badly. I was called nasty names by some fellow for the full ten minutes he had breath left in him before he hung up on me. I had a note tossed at me be friend Merlin, {I can’t BELIEVE I know THREE Merlins now!! Must be too many hippie children}, but only once, and he didn’t replly when I tossed it back.

Anyhoo – that’s it, that’s all.

many apologies.

re: zim – today I am e-mailig placebo to see if they can play divX.