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Taking two popular icons and pitting them against each other is part of a grand tradition in film, whether in Freddy vs. Jason, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Kramer vs. Kramer or Star Trek V. The Final Frontier. Opening today and following in these films’ deep footsteps is Alien vs. Predator.

Never, though, has your local cinema seen a pairing like this. The coiled intensity of the Predator and raw passion of the Alien make for sexual tension so thick you can barely slice it with a shoulder-mounted laser bazooka. This is the feel-queasy monster love story of the year, a tale that makes Van Helsing look like Van Wilder. In terms of excitement, it’s all the Alien movies added up and multiplied by both Predators. “

Alien VS Predator: the film we missed

If this was the movie, I would have been first in line.

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